Girls say- She is a bitch
It means- I am insecure
Boys say- Huh…that gal’s just got a hot bod
It means- She’ll make me pay a bill, I cannot afford.
Girls say- You don’t care
It means- Show me some concern
Boys say- I do care.
It means- Bas kar yaar
Girls say- My shoes are old
It means- Its time you buy me one
Boys say- Today’s not the day honey
It means- Cash for your stilettos- Sorry I got none.
Girls say- Rings are beautiful
It means- When will we get engaged?
Boys say- Ya, lets see if I can get you one
It means- Get a reality check darling…you sound a little too dazed!
A battle of Mars and Venus
Or the different hues of pink and blue
But then gals will be gals and guys will be guys
Tell me if its just not true.
