THE CURIOUS CASE OF ISAAC BELT

He isn’t a hero
Nor a spy
Neither a space resident
Not even a ladies pie.

He can read but hates to write
He can sing but he’s shy to dance
He knows two plus two make four
But then that’s purely by chance.

He gets older each day
He isn’t like his friend Benjamin
His ideal breakfast is bread with butter
Bacon is just not the thing for him.

Isaac hates apples
Because apples only fall
Isaac respects Newton though
They share their first names,
A name that stands so very tall.

Isaac gets funny sometimes
Especially when his belly’s filled with beer
Isaac likes sleeping all day and night
A sleepless life is his first strong fear.

There is a lot about Isaac
That’s funny and strange
But there is one good thing about him too
That makes Isaac, the man of the game.

Isaac got up early one morning
When the rest of us took an off
Isaac walked till there where we should have all gone
And Voted…he knows it’s not a mandatory job.